Sky Car Related Crimes on the Rise: MOC

Sky Car related crimes have skyrocketed in the past week, according to a poll conducted thirty minutes ago by the Ministry of Crime (MOC).

Sky Car gangs, such as the notorious Uhfo, have been involved in crimes as diverse as petty thievery and organ trafficking. Citing the ease of ‘beaming up’ items as a possible reason for this increase, Mits Susanna Kreen, Head of the Crime Advisory Division in the MOC, has advised that Sky Car control laws be enforced as soon as possible.

“We are considering an absolute ban on civilian-owned Sky Cars, while strengthening our Sky Car Mounted Police Division. A ministerial meeting will be held in twenty minutes at … [read more]

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